CBSE 12th Result

Central Board of Secondary education has declared result for 12th class on 28th may (Sunday). By releasing the result on Sunday Central Board of Secondary education plans to do a surgical strike on students.
Main points of result are as follow :

MERIT LIST : Girls outshone boys in the exams by bagging top two spots 
1. Raksha Gopal 99.6%
2. Really sorry guys nobody is talking about him/her and i am too bad in making exceptions.
3. Read point no.2 again.

Points to be noted and my honest opinion for student of my level about result are as follow :

1. Dear students bad scores doesn't mean end of  your life, it simply means end your communication with neighbours and relatives for few days.

2. Don't be sad your marks really don't matter to anyone since we have seen an IITian is spreading Raita in Delhi and a Tea-Seller is making us proud.

     Let's have two minutes of silence for Raksha Gopal's relatives and neighbours, may god will give them enough strength to bear this unbearable and sudden pain.

Meanwhile situation of every average student is like
Uncle : Aur beta kitne precentage aaye 12th me ?
Beta :